Unix: Quick and easy to install--All in all, it can support up to 12kg of laundry and 12m of drying space.
Sat Feb 15th 2003, 11:07am
http://cm.bell-labs.com/cm/cs/who/dmr/otherunix.html

Found this while reading Dennis Ritchie's home page: a collection of other products out there, completely unrelated to the Unix we know and love, using the "Unix" brandname. Funny stuff.